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Archive of entries posted on 9th June 2017

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 9 June 2017, 9:00 pm

You’ve worked all week, and now it’s the weekend.

I’ve been looking forward to it all week.

[The YouTube]

Now, we’re looking forward to your taking control of things. It’s Friday Night Open Thread. Pick a topic and go at it.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread | 15 Comments

The Walking… Something

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 8:00 pm

A company plans to test out a series of injections that they claim will be able to bring brain-dead patients back to life.

If their company logo is an umbrella, I’m buying a zombie shotgun.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Very Much Like a Visit to Your Obamacare Doctor

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 7:00 pm

[ABDUCTION | Chris & Jack] (Viewer #736,190)

It occurs to me that my cats must’ve felt a lot like this when I’d take them to the vet.

Filed under Videos | 4 Comments

Link of the Day: Art of the Deal 2

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Red Shtick]

Satire – Trump to America: “I’ll Get You Another Season of Firefly If You Stop Asking for My Impeachment”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Begging the Monarchy’s Leave? How Quaintly Subservient!

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 4:00 pm

British Prime Minister Theresa May plans to ask Queen Elizabeth’s permission to form a government despite her party losing the majority.

Good luck with that… she already said no to Hillary Clinton.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Always Something to Be Angry About

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Dry Bones Blog]

I can almost understand Muslims being angry about Israel “occupying” their land, but what’s their beef with Britain?

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Straight Line of the Day: A Billionaire Backed by a Consortium of Scientists Wants to Build an Independent Nation in Space, Called…

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A billionaire backed by a consortium of scientists wants to build an independent nation in space called…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 18 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Hopefully Roberts Will Decide the Travel Ban Is a Tax and Allow It

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

So Green!

Posted by Harvey on 9 June 2017, 8:00 am

In his latest effort to move forward on the project, President Trump is proposing that the Mexican border wall he wants built should have solar panels on it.

Fine. It’ll give the laser kill-bot patrols a place to recharge.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Cartoon of the Day – Burden

Posted by Basil on 9 June 2017, 7:00 am


[A.F. Branco]

Enough is enough.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | Comment

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