A company plans to test out a series of injections that they claim will be able to bring brain-dead patients back to life.
If their company logo is an umbrella, I’m buying a zombie shotgun.
A company plans to test out a series of injections that they claim will be able to bring brain-dead patients back to life.
If their company logo is an umbrella, I’m buying a zombie shotgun.
Any bets they have a booth at the next DNC Convention?
This may hurt the chances of future democrats to be elected.
Page 47 of the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks details the pros and cons of the shotgun as a zombie fighting weapon.
Summary:
Pro: good stopping power, can blow a zombie head right off
Con: close range only, loud, bulky ammo
Now you know.
…they already vote, what else do they need them to do?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.