There’s a Wonder Woman movie out. I suppose you nerds and geeks all know that already, and have probably seen it.
I haven’t. Because I’d have to go to the theater to see it. Nearest theater playing it wants $11.24 cents for a ticket to see it. At least, when I go to The Fandango, that’s what the price is. I’m not driving that far just to check out movie prices. If I have to run by the JC Penney store, I might wander over when I’m done. But I ain’t got no reason to run by the JC Penney store.
Anyway, Frank J. saw it and liked it and wrote about it the other day. But one of the comments, was pure gold. So, we want make sure you saw it.
Similarities between Hillary Clinton and Wonder Woman
1) Interested in killing some sort of God
2) Won’t give you privacy when you’re in the bath
3) Attempts to steal the treasures of her nation
4) Unfamiliar with British culture, American culture, Belgian culture…
5) Probably couldn’t sail to London unassisted
6) Must be dissuaded from snatching away the babies of strangers
7) Thinks secretaries and slaves are basically the same thing
8) Unimpressed when she meets soldiers
9) Wears the outfit of an entitled wealthy woman when she goes to parties
10) Never under fire from a Bosnian sniper
Thank you, cayleygraph2015 — if that is your real name — for this gem.
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