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Hackers leaked unaired episodes of a new TV series called…

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  1. Hackers leaked unaired episodes of a new TV series called…

    Monday Night Terrorism [Are your ready for your foot to be cut off?]

    American Idolatry

    Orange is the new.. DON’T BE RACIST!

  2. Dumb and Dumber, starring Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, with guest appearances by Barbara Boxer

    Three’s Company, starring Bill Clinton and two fifteen-year-old girls

    Bebitched, starring Hillary Clinton, with guest appearances by Maxine Waters and the staff of Ms. magazine

    V.A. Hospital, a long-running soap opera, where characters die in every episode

  3. Hackers leaked unaired episodes of a new TV series called…

    “CSI – Hillary’s Campaign” Cause of death was hard to determine among the multiple self-inflicted wounds. Freddy Krueger being more photogenic and likable is a front runner.

    “Good Boring, America” Georgie interviews Bozo, and 4 of 5 viewers can’t tell the difference without looking at their shoes. In the 2nd half of the show, Georgie tries and fails to help Maxine Waters construct a complete, logical sentence.

    “Ultimate Fishing” Ted Kennedy’s relatives discuss what spinner works best to hook an Oldsmobile.

    Dope Operas
    “The Misguided Light” Any bulb appearing over Nancy Pelosi’s head.
    “Another World” Al Gore discusses his family origins.
    “Party of Five, Maybe Six” The Green Party’s nominating convention.
    “Tenderfoot Hospital” Follows the demotion of General Hospital after ObamaCare.

    “The NY Times ‘News’ Hour” In depth discussion of Donald Trump once going through a 10 item or less grocery store line with 11 items, and White House furniture no longer having the Do Not Remove tags. Oh the humanity!

    “To Catch and Release a Predator” Documentary of Bill Clinton’s impeachment and life story.

  4. The Tonight Show with SJW’s [Watch as nightly guests get told to just STFU and stop their attempts to interrupt those speaking truth to power with their hate speech.]

  5. The Cartridge Family

    Room .225

    (It wasn’t clear if the leaked show was pro-First Amendment or left-leaning)

    ‘Drag’ Net

    My Mother the CAIR

    KillAgain’s Island

    (In case it’s left-leaning)

  6. I’ve Got a Secret and To Tell The Truth were both bumped from the lineup — permanently — replaced by I Spy and It Takes a Thief

    The McKneel / Liar News Hour

  7. Finally, some new game shows:

    Beat The Dead Horse

    No Truth, No Consequences

    Email Password

    Let’s Make a Backroom Deal

    Who Wants To Extort A Millionaire

    The Bribe Is Right

    Break The Treasury

    Whose Money Is It Anyway

    What’s My Lie

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