Lions rescued from a circus and flown to a wildlife preserve in Africa to keep them ‘safe’ were later found butchered with their parts used for witchcraft ingredients.
So if Gitmo ever does close down, I’ve got an idea for where to keep terrorists safe…

I can think of some over the hill performers that such an end would be a good idea.
Celebrate diversity!!!11!!!
How long before this starts happening here…assuming it hasn’t already.
… and the witchcraft was a spell to cause more circuses to close. Ah, the circle of life.
So who will ‘rescue’ the lions from the ‘rescuers’?
Being outraged by this not only makes you a raaaaaaacist, you’re also voodoophobic.( yes it IS a word, anything with phobic on the end is a word, everyone knows that)
Whoever came up with this brilliant idea should be sent to Africa too, let’s see how long they last.
PETA could not be reached for comment.
I hope they all got a chance to have a last tuna fish sammich.