The US military is funding a series of projects designed to plug human brains directly into a computer.
Huh… getting a “Blue Screen of Death” just got a lot scarier.
The US military is funding a series of projects designed to plug human brains directly into a computer.
Huh… getting a “Blue Screen of Death” just got a lot scarier.
WW3 will be soldiers attacking the enemy’s hard drive in each others brains and whoever runs out of RAM first loses.
So they’re going to re-fight the Battle of Sharertoga?
They’re having kernel relations with humans, and all we get is a handshake?
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Weaponizing human minds, huh? “I am C4-PO, specialist in human-cyborg relations.”
“I am Gunnery Sergeant Harddriveman, your senior DLL instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to. And the first and last words out of your filthy servers will be “Server.” Do you maggots understand that?”
“B******t, I can’t hear you! Sound off like you got a parity!”
“You are not even human ****** beings. Or maybe you are. You are nothing but unORCanized grabasstic pieces of Ampere-ian ****. Because I am a hard drive, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am a hard drive, but I am fair. . . . . And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved core. Do you maggots understand that?”
“You little scumbag! I’ve got your name! I’ve got URL!. You will not LOL, you will not cry. You will learn binary numbers. I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best UNIVAC yourself or I will unscrew your head and shut down your NEC!”
“That’s enough, get on your feet. Private Pyle! You had best square your DOS away and start tweeting me Tiffany hotlinks or I will definitely FAQ you up!”
I think the pron industry has the lead in this.
BAUD-chicka-WoW-WoW
(for World of Warcraft fans)
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But seriously — how are they going to prevent (as Walrus suggested) Army drones from heading towards sorority houses every ten minutes?
Expand the Army’s gender identification diversity program?