A new report shows that cancer is now more common than either getting married or having a baby.
Swell. Can’t wait until liberals declare it a socially protected lifestyle choice and prohibit its treatment as melanomaphobic.
A new report shows that cancer is now more common than either getting married or having a baby.
Swell. Can’t wait until liberals declare it a socially protected lifestyle choice and prohibit its treatment as melanomaphobic.
New Slogan: Nuke the Cancer!….well, it worked on my colon cancer once.
Dr. Liberal sez:
“Cancer cells aren’t invaders, they’re just undocumented host cells celebrating their own unique DNA. No cell is ‘malignant’! Don’t think of them as taking resources from healthy cells, they’re just doing the metastacizing healthy cells won’t. Celebrate the chance-to-die-versity! #BlackLungsMatter (Please stop with the “All Cells Matter” mindset.)”
Once some scum bag lawyer finds a way to sue someone for getting pregnant or married, they’ll be right back up with cancer rates.
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