I hope your week has been a good one.
Heck, I hope it was great.
Unforgettable, even.
It’s time for you to deliver some classic lines. Or some lame-ass lines. Jokes. Fun stuff. Stupid stuff. Whatever. Because it’s Saturday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?

I was just going to observe that it’s been a blessed few weeks since we’ve had a murderous jihadi attack, when I ran across this interesting news snippet.
After the passage of a whole year, we’ve discover some pertinent facts about a murderous rampage — facts that oddly seem not to have been reported during Obama’s regime. Remember, fake news involves sins of omission as well as commission.
I wonder if this incident ever got included in the official tally of muslim extremist attacks? Somehow I suspect not. . . . Not when it takes a full year for the information to be released.
It’s hard to believe all of these guys are gone now…
Hans Bethe, a physicist who headed up the theoretical division at Los Alamos during the development of the first atomic bombs (I learned this week that “Fat Man” was named in honor of Winston Churchill), did important work on the development of the H-bomb, and won the 1967 Nobel Prize in physics, was born July 2, 1906. Have a blast today.