Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…
… include reminding everyone that motherhood is a punishment and apple pie is loaded with sugar and carbs.
set an example for that.
involve throwing like a girl while wearing mom jeans.
…bowing. Plenty of bowing. That and a round of golf.
…Dog-B-Q !
Fifteen…I hear that’s his limit on barbequed hund-schnitzengruben.
They will really wipe you out…Be sure to get your hands on some Vitamin E.
True…especially if you’re not from Havana, and baby he’s not from Havana.
…involve creating a viral video showing him talking trash to Vladimir Putin…
…are to proudly fly his freak flag…
Fly a 57 star flag.
…include leading the nation in the Hedge of Allegiance.
…is checking with Valerie Jarrett to see if its true that he can be Temporary POTUS while Trump gets a psychiatric evaluation.
…play the race card. But the POTUS holds a Trump card.
…includes facing East at least 5 times on the 4th.
…drinking tea instead of tossing it overboard.
…accusing the Founding Fathers of rigging the vote to declare independence and blaming it on the Tsars.
Note: Yes, I know it was the Russian Empire in 1776, but Tsars sounds better. Did YOU know it was the Russian Empire then? Yeah, that’s what I thought…
… watching CNN play Tsars and Tripe Forever.
After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…
laying flowers on Benedict Arnold’s grave.
drinking a lot of Chablis and then pissing on the American flag.
Making the wife satisfied with “Big Jim” Slade.
…a little bowing and scraping to foreign monarchs.
After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…are to not be too patriotic.
After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…
celebrate like it was International Workers Day!