Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
angered the people who voted them into office.
…proven themselves to be totally inept.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
demonstrated the ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
Demonstrated the ability to
natch defeat from the jaws of victory. (Really? THAT gets moderated?)In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
underwent political backbone removal.
the final bit a surgery to become Democrats.
shown that if you catch the car you are chasing you better know what to do with it.
…trolled their base…
…pretended to care about their phony balony jobs.
…eliminated the need for opposition.
In the Last 6 Months, Republicans Have Successfully…
… (Ellipsis, is about right. You can stop there.)
A bit awkward to read aloud but it does make a complete sentence.
…interviewed for jobs that begin after the mid-term elections.
incorporated Uniparty, Inc. as a Delaware corporation
…stuck their heads in the sand, leaving their backsides just about boot high.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
ahhhh, don’t prompt me, something will come to me…
exhaled enough carbon dioxide to keep a number of plants alive.
In the last 6 months, Republicans have successfully…
That doesn’t make any sense. You have the words “Republicans” and “successfully” in the same sentence.
…had a bowel movement.
To be fair, that’s better than the Democrats, who have BEEN a bowel movement.