Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
…they lack C.O. Jones.
…after getting to D.C., they forgot why they were elected… YET AGAIN!
…No Democrats will play with them.
The current replacement plan covers spine implants
…math is hard…
…lemmings follow, they never lead…
…it’s harder to do that than just keep saying they’ll do it. Doin’ stuff is, like, HARD, n’stuff.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
they harbor a secret desire to be Loved by Liberals.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
more opportunity for graft with it than without it.
is that they’re constipated and can’t pass anything.
is that many of them played quarterback for the Chicago Bears and can’t pass.
is unknown, but it’s George W. Bush’s fault.
…there are no eligible pass receivers downfield.
They love their own Obamacare coverage too much!
Needs more covfefe.
…suspiciously high 99 percent of elective Rinoplasties were successful, or botched, depending on your point of view.
My version: “They’re a new species — Ryan/O’s.”
Your version: Better and funnier.
…because Ocare is covered by pre-existing conditions and can be under its parents plan until its 26.
The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill…
is that they want the coverage for when they lose the next election and have to go back to the real world and find a job.
…the keep reading the bill before passing it. That’s putting the cart before the
horsePelosi...their premiums are now too high to cover spine implant surgery.
… They’re drowning in the swamp.
Because of Russia or something
.The
realreason real Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill……because there aren’t any.
Simple!
Because they’re spineless, self-serving bastards. And that ain’t funny.
. . . is that they all fell for the old “Chinese finger traps in the mail” trick.