Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
…they are considering legalizing lemonade stands.
that politicians and Chicago police officers are being asked to pay the state a portion of the bribes that they accept.
Get on the Graft Tax…it’s for the children!
….they are asking Canada to annex them.
…they are considering getting into gun-running…
…are cleaning out their evidence lockers in a ‘guns for cash’ program.
…they are turning the Governor’s wing in Joliet into a money making attraction.
…even Democrats have started to notice.
…they’re breaking out that Confederate money they confiscated many years ago.
they actually passed a budget; it only took them two years.
…they passed a tax on being homeless.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
they are giving BJ’s to Indiana for $20 a piece.
state government retirees are no longer being given their last year’s salary in gold as a goodbye present.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
they have ordered a Mandatory checking of the cushions in all government offices.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
they are going to pawn da Bears.
The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash…
they are confiscating all Penny loafers in the state.
Actually they’re only confiscating ones that have pennies in them.
Their problem is that they already have too many loafers.
…Detroit is considering a hostile takeover of them.
…they’re putting on a Rockin’ Blues Revue in the Palace Hotel Ballroom on Lake Wassapamani.
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
…they’ve upped the bottle deposit tax to $5.00 a pop and outlawed bottle return machines.
In other news, every store in northwest Indiana and southeast Wisconsin is out of soda.
…they have been forced to quit subsidizing Mrs. O’Leary’s dairy.
they tried to steal Barry’s grand-scale-deficit printing press
they exhumed Capone to find out where the former contents of his safe are
Rahm Emanuel was seen holding a “will corrupt for food” sign.
Residents are sneaking into Venezuela
…it made WiLL WeRK 4 FoOD signs legal tender.
…they added the Florida panhandle to their state flag.
…they have begun selling advertising on the sides of drive-by-shooters.
…they have started Rod Blogojevich for his meals.
The governor was seen on a street corner holding a “will work for extra money so I can pay more in taxes” sign.