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Coast Guard intercepts millennial migrant vessel trying to flee to Cuba
I’ll bet this happens someday soon.
See also this classic Jack Webb Dragnet speech to stupid hippies.
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No one tries to flee to Cuba anymore…not even Harvard professors.