Thar be no straight line. Thar be no punch line. Just open yer gobs afore I send ye to Davy Jones to loosen yer tongues!
It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now talk like a pirate, ye scurvy dogs!
Thar be no straight line. Thar be no punch line. Just open yer gobs afore I send ye to Davy Jones to loosen yer tongues!
It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now talk like a pirate, ye scurvy dogs!
Arrrg! Who you callin’ a scurvy dog? I be a scurvy cat and I’ll flay the man who says different!
arrrg! and how many tails ye got cat?
Arrg! ‘Tis me claws ye should be worryin’ about, lubber!
Yo! moorrr grog, barwench!
…”The Skipper told me to take the first pitch, then hit to right. Unfortunately I forgot, took the second pitch, and Andrew was dead meat at second”…
…”Allahu Akbar, surrender your freighter now, or feel the bite of our AK-47s”…
Aye! I be here to bein scuttlin’ yonder moon, I be!
“Avast, right-wing conspiracy!”
“If’n you throw a match down the hatch again, I ain’t a-goin’ after it!”
https://youtu.be/TunwAqnZm4g
Don’ worry yer pretty head matey! I be from the government and I be here ta help ya!
Hill’ry. Aarrrggggghhhh!
Howard Dean: “Aarrrrrrggghhh!!!”
Aarrr, these be the most dreaded pirates of them all……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5dVBezF9k
…“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”…
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Arrr. ye should send that joke to Davy Jone’s locker.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrr?
Noooo. They loves the sea.
They also find the letter Aye agreeable.
“Tell Apple I be waitin’ for me latest iPatch.”
“Arrr. Hillary? The crock with a kulak inside her? Tell ‘er that I outfoxed ‘er. Hook, lyin’ and sink ‘er!”
“Sinker? Is this thing on?”
“The previous First Lady was all about the booty.
Mine’s all about the Jolly Roger.”
Wait. Can I use that? Not sure where the PG cutoff maturity is.
Not sure where mine is, either.
“Me name? Schlong John Silver…”
[Media Parrot:] “Barack!!”
“Baraaaaaaaaaack!”
Lovely Plame-age.
The Norwegian Bluestate.