Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
…Al Gore.
…dangerous f@ggots.
From what they tell us, pro ball players and celebrities taking a knee during The National Anthem and crushing the Earth.
You know if Kaepernick took more knees while in “victory” formation we wouldn’t be having these problems today.
That’s why no one will hire the guy. You snap the ball, he takes a knee. Down over.
…exposed, naked triggers.
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A herring!
…a whimper…
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
the Left trying to save it.
…my cousin, Snickers. That cat’s no good I tell you.
I heard that cat is one bad mutha…
Shut yo’ mouth!
…people talking at Berkeley.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
Edith Smallberries 47 Cutting lane, Shropshire, England.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
a lack of Peace, Love and Understanding. Its not Funny.
Jack-In-The-Box food.
Clearly you’ve never tried the bacon ice cream shake.
Melania Trump’s wardrobe, according to the MSM.
Guam capsizing.
Michael Moore eating what remains of it.
Michael Moore eating what remains of Guam while wearing Melania’s wardrobe.
I suppose that if you took all Melania’s wardrobe it might just about cover Michael Moore.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
Some SOB somewhere ripping the tag off his mattress.
…a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
In other words, Zafod Beeblebrox’s lack of reading comprehension.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
…humans exhaling.
…playing “Stairway To Heaven” backwards
…a southerner ordering un-sweet tea.
Y2K
A small sign that says, ‘The End.’
The Spanish Inquisition…. Weren’t expecting that, were you?
… some tinpot dictator with daddy issues and an obviously Freudian missile program.
And I always expect the Spanish Inquisition. Slimy little tosspots keep turning up everywhere.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
Global cooling! No, no wait a minute, that’s old hat! It’s got to be global warming! No, no! It’ll be caused by a giant meteor from outer space! No wait! Now that I think about it…it’s GOT to be thermonuclear war! Caused by Trump in his mad quest to take over the world….or maybe not. Actually I have no idea…
Yeah….THAT’S the ticket…
Cute fuzzy kittens… They’re my Stay-Puft marshmallow man…
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
not getting a check-up for prostate cancer. Well, my world would.
…Assignment 033-03.
Now we know: the end of the world will be caused by…
too much REM.