. . . is to blame it on Trump because Climate Change and Paris Accord and allowing the coal industry to exist and FEMA knew this was coming and took NO steps to prevent it, and [shriek of primal rage, mercifully drowned out by the even-more-loudly shrieking winds of an angry Gaia*].
* True fact: If you record the winds and play the recording backwards, you can hear the words “Foolish mortals!,” followed by an eerie, maniacal laugh. Gaia’s kind of a b!tch.
…is to turn on cable news to know what to think about it all…
Use it as an excuse so that, on 9/11, you can still pretend that climate change is a bigger threat than Islamic terrorists.
Blame Bush!
…hit back.
…find the stores that stock Air Jordans.
…tuna. Same as any other time.
…is to be somewhere else.
…load up and prepare for the looters.
…make Al Gore proud by recycling the empty water bottles.
…really depends on where you live.
…listening to reporters in 90+mph wind tell us how dangerous high heeled shoes are in puddles.
…is to DON’T PANIC! And don’t forget your towel.
is to find out what Keith Olbermann recommends and then do something else.
is that the mayor of your city isn’t Ray Nagin; if it is him, you can kiss your a** good-bye.
When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…
to remember it is ok for Liberals to say “god caused this because of how you think” but not Conservatives.
When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…
let it be the man the authorities came to blame.
When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…
to remember your love is like it.
..is to realize that the word hurricane is misogynist and its time to change it to himacanes in order to maintain gender equality.
The word should be changed to xerricane. H8ter.
When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…
don’t be there.
make sure its 5 O’Clock somewhere.
is don’t be a woman, minority or child as they are always the hardest hit.
. . . is to blame it on Trump because Climate Change and Paris Accord and allowing the coal industry to exist and FEMA knew this was coming and took NO steps to prevent it, and [shriek of primal rage, mercifully drowned out by the even-more-loudly shrieking winds of an angry Gaia*].
* True fact: If you record the winds and play the recording backwards, you can hear the words “Foolish mortals!,” followed by an eerie, maniacal laugh. Gaia’s kind of a b!tch.
As FramkJ says, It’s just her nature.
Nature has a nature?
. . . and once again it proves impossible to parody the leftist moonbats. They really do blame Trump for the weather.
http://moonbattery.com/?p=87636
…is to find Jim Cantore and kindly ask him to leave.