Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
…Snowflake News.
…to quote Dan Rather: “Fake but accurate.”
and they are prepared to forge documents and graphs to back them up.
…genuine fiction.
… 1/32nd Naive American (sic)
…just as pervy, gropey, and molesty as any other news organization.
… self-identifying as non-self-parodying.
… the banana in the apple barrel.
… the actual owner of an actual Lilly Pulitzer.
… just really good at gaining retraction.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
Factually optional
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
Where Matt Lauer will be employed next…but on the grave shift.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
just not in a conventional sense, “true”.
whatever the opposite of “fake” is. Give me a moment, it will come to me.
just the precursor of the truth, taking its place until we can manipulate reality to our satisfaction.
… used to hosting an Obarmacide Feast.
unvaryingly obfuscated
“Ooooo… Look shiny.”
“…SQUIRREL”
…meticulously fabricated…
True within an order of magnitude
Democrat approved.
…woken…
…Absolutely Fabulous – in the original sense of the word…
If there’s anyone here who hasn’t watched that sitcom, by the way — Absolutely Fabulous — it is a humorous take on liberal excess. Funny.
Bring the Stoli baby.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
barely even “news”.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
the truth, it’s actual
Everything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-a
Wonderful feelin’, wonderful day
Good one Br’er Walrus.
…”credible lite”.
Organic, gluten-free bull manure
I can’t get this to load. I’ll have to split it up.
You can’t handle the truth!
Trump, we live in a world where you want to build walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s it gonna keep out? You? You Patriarchal Racist? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the “truth”, and you curse CNN. You will no longer have that luxury. You will be woke, knowing only what we allow you to know — that Truth’s death, while tragic, will probably win Democrats votes; and our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, will get them elected.
You may want the truth because deep down in places you talk about at your political parties, you want us to be fair — you want us to be impartial.
Part Two
We use words like “Multicultural,” “diversity,” “Sexual Harassment .” We use these words as the backbone of a life spent deflecting our viewers from reality. You use them as a punch line.
We have neither the time nor the inclination to actually search for and report the “facts” and to those who rise and sleep under the blanket of lies we spew every day what we provide should never be questioned and certainly not the manner in which we provide it.
We would rather that you just said “thank you”, pay your too high taxes and went on your way. Otherwise, We suggest you don’t question what we say and just stop tweeting. Either way, We don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to!
Promote that comment!
“based on a true story”
… consistent with the Company motto “we distort, we misguide”
Mostly fake.
They’ll need the services of Miracle Max
…just too nuanced for you right wing neanderthals.
meshuggeneh.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
…whatever the meaning of “is” is.
…”Certainly Not News”
… merely part of Operation Vast and Spurious.
President Trump said CNN is fake news. CNN said it’s not “fake”, it’s…
…true, for a certain value of “true.”
…reflective of real events in Bizarro World.
Kayfabe.
Huh. I got “Content is unavailable” when I clicked the link.
… gonna taqiyya or leave ya.
… 100% pure, absolutely genuine Democratic talking points.
…Trans-true, because truth and facts are two different things. Facts are based in actual reality, and truth is what you identify as reality. -or something like that…
…chum for the bottom feeders, in the ocean of life.
…a sports network, just like ESPN.
…just your average bunch of commies sitting around talking. Who knew there were secret cameras filming at Arkham Asylum?
Yeah, but you know, #2 and #3 don’t even qualify as anything but observations.
gluten free.
. . . faith-based news, and they find your lack of faith disturbing.
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