Straight Line of the Day: Now Banned by Socialists… Posted by Harvey on 22 August 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now banned by socialists…
… martinis, smoking, gambling, guns, womanizing, and helping your country’s interests. But especially that last one. Banned. James Banned. Reply to this comment
You must mean the space ones, not the illegal ones who sneak into the country or over stay their visas. Reply to this comment
Now banned by socialists… everything they wish to be banned. Its the Socialist way. Reply to this comment
Right leaning whiners, snivelers, and complainers who have (happly) all been put to death along with the Republicans and the capitalists. Reply to this comment
It might be a tumor.
Telling the truth about socialism.
…the term, “Democratic Socialism”.
…not rolling your ‘R’s.
“Save the Eartha Kitt!”
… martinis, smoking, gambling, guns, womanizing, and helping your country’s interests. But especially that last one.
Banned. James Banned.
…Liberty, Equality, Fraternity…
…anti-socials…
Ice cream socials
…Aliens. Yeah, I’m saying it.
You must mean the space ones, not the illegal ones who sneak into the country or over stay their visas.
Hopes, dreams, and aspirations
Honest hard work
giant wooden badgers with exclusive membership.
Rick Danko, Garth Hudson, Richard Manuel, Robbie Robertson, and Levon Helm.
I’m glad someone got “The Band”
…Brazilians.
Now banned by socialists…
everything they wish to be banned. Its the Socialist way.
Now banned by socialists…
fun
Now banned by socialists…
the letter ‘M’.
Now banned by socialists…
more socialist!
…death. But not taxes.
…capitalization. now you’ll write your name like e. e. cummings.
deodorant
Economics textbooks
Right leaning whiners, snivelers, and complainers who have (happly) all been put to death along with the Republicans and the capitalists.
Toilet paper.