Link of the Day: I Can’t Imagine a Downside to This, But I’ve Also Been Told I’m Imaginationally Challenged

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Opinion: We Must Hand Control Of Our Healthcare Over To The Most Trustworthy Entity Of All: The Government

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Icebreaker: If a Movie Were Made of Your Life, What Genre Would It Be and Who Would Play You?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If a movie were made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

Probably a RomCom, so that we can just montage the decades between girls. And I think we can tap Ryan Reynolds for this, since he’s a tall, thin-faced guy with a beard and a receding hairline