Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Weird… now authorized for use as a service animal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Weird… now authorized for use as a service animal…
pet rocks
…Donald Trump’s hairpiece.
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well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its aliens.
got that out of the way.
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Furries
That could be cervix animals
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your siblings.
…a Desert Eagle.
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illegal immigrants.
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the Ebola virus.
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Stephanie Clifford.
But who can afford her?
…a Ruger Red Hawk.
…tuna!
It seems the comment that my comment was commenting upon is no longer a comment.
Not wooden ones?
Mama told me not to take any wooden tunas.
Sage advice like this deserves a sign on the Moon.
heh – I swapped in tuna on you
You, you, you DamnCat!
Whales
…honey badgers
NOT WOODEN ONES?
…Randolph Scott.
you forgot the !
No, you got ahead of yourself tuna breath. Sheriff Bart’s original statement of “You’d do it for Randolph Scott.” was a declarative statement, ended with a “.”, not a “!”. Secondly, the townsfolk responded in a hushed, reverent tone with “Randolph Scott…” before, finally, yelling “RANDOLPH SCOTT!!” and the heavenly chords. BTW, that reminds me…RIP Waco Kid. Miss Gene Wilder and his antics.
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!
too late?
It’s never too late for…. Raaaaanndolph Scott!
…anyone not wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.
…flobberworms.
…the horse you rode in on.
This made me lmao for some reason…
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Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists.
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Abelisaurus
Albertosaurus
Allosaurus
Ankylosaurus
Apatosaurus
The saurus.
Roget’s?
A giant corduroy monster, with wide lapels, dangling participles, and a pronounced gazeteer.
Oh! You mean the George Saurus.
and trying to eat a Frito
…snakes – but only on planes…
…monkey-fightin’ snakes!
…pachyderms.
…marsupials.
A Democrat, though somewhat more smelly and cantankerous than muskrats.
Lobster – steamed and with your preferred sauce. Crabs and large shrimps.
Oh…wait…you meant live. Well….excuuuuuse me.
Unladen swallows
Except for your emotions, they are emotional support animals after all.
now authorized for use as a service animal…
There are seeing-eye dogs and helping-hand monkeys, so
Hearing-dog-whistle mutts and knicker-twistin’ monkeys for Democrats.