Researchers have developed a supercomputer that closely mimics the human brain.
Only problem is they can’t get it to stop looking at its stupid phone.
Researchers have developed a supercomputer that closely mimics the human brain.
Only problem is they can’t get it to stop looking at its stupid phone.
That’s the only problem?
Does it have an advanced-type A/B switch?
Let’s hope it’s not A/B normal.
Wait . . .
Do they mean a male human brain?
Heck, they perfected that years ago with the Texas Instruments hand-held calculator.*
*Double entendre
And that was before the hard drive.
For a computer to mimic the female brain, they’re going to need more hysterabytes: a quantum leap in computer pouter.
We’re talkin’ a whole other order of nagnitude.
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Well, here’s the test to see which one it is:
Does it completely shut down when shown cleaveage?
Women are a lot like computers. A few guys may know how they work but most guys just hope to press the right buttons to get to the pr0n.
Never mind viruses or worms: what does it do in the presence of spiders?