I’m kinda tired about writing about the COVID-19 thing. Maybe I’m tired because of some virus or something. I dunno.
Anyway, I thought I’d talk about Space Lettuce.
Yes, Space Lettuce is a real thing. You’d think that people that go into space are red-blooded meat eating he-men, but now they’re growing Space Lettuce. For Space Salad, I assume.
So, one day soon, Space Cooking will involve Space Vegetables to go along with the Space Steaks. Which comes from Space Cattle, I assume.
I suppose as long as we’re sending women into space, we might as well let them cook for the astronauts. Until they get all that perfected, they can still make Space Sammiches.
At least you’ll have a pretty good excuse why you didn’t put out the space trash.
Got the Space Tomatoes already. And don’t forget the candy.
https://phys.org/news/2020-03-spacex-20th-station-shipment-candy.html
I’m surprised there’s enough space on the space station to grow space lettice.
Mmmm…..space sammiches….blarhghghghghg…..
How about Space Arugula?
Paging Mike Dukakis, Governor Mike Dukakis.
Soon to follow Space Bacon and Space Tomato on a nice Space Rye.