…will be asked… What is your name (trick question)
…will be asked… Can you shut the damn geese up!
…will be asked… Can you please turn your phone ringer off?
What year is it?
What is your name?
What is today’s date?
What day of the week is it?
Do you know where you are?
When were you born?
Who is the President of the United States?
… virtually nothing…
… whether he had anything to do with what Colbert’s ear looks like…
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
how much he hates Trump.
…Where is Thumbkin?
…do you prefer the scent of Head and Shoulders or Vidal Sasoon?
what office he is running for.
…how much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?
Stand up Chuck! Come on! Stand up!
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
a tough question but who are we kidding?
… whether he ever picked his feet in Poughkeepsie…
…Blonde or brunette?
So Redheads are safe?
It’s a stock question, so no…
As a man who has been married to a redhead for 25 years, I can say with confidence that redheads are NEVER safe.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
questions 3 ere the Presidency he see.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
not to answer any for his own protection.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
to keep his pants on.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
who he voted for in the latest Babesleaga round.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
to pull his own finger.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
to shut up.
By his campaign manager
Depend® or Attends®?
The air velocity of a laden swallow.
What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
No way Ol’ Joe ripostes that well.
What do you mean, a dog-faced or pony swallow?
Listen fat! I can out push up any damn swallow!
… which loser Obama will tell him to pick as his VP.
… his favorite color. After seeing his dumbfounded expression, Colbert will give Biden a few to choose from, then choose one for him.
… how long Dr. Jill has been his ventriloquist.
Joe Biden will give a virtual interview to Stephen Colbert tonight. He may be asked…
What did you just say?
Colbert: Hey, Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?
Biden: This is not my hand.
Colbert: Ginger or May Ann?
Biden: Marcia.
It’s always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Pirates or Ninjas
Corona or Pacifico
…will be asked… What is your name (trick question)
…will be asked… Can you shut the damn geese up!
…will be asked… Can you please turn your phone ringer off?
How do you keep a moron in suspense? (repeat)
Could you tell the woman who duct taped you to the chair to move out of frame?
“That’s DOCTOR woman who duct taped him to the chair: I didn’t go to two years of education training to be called ‘woman,’ thank you.”
womyn.
What year is it?
What is your name?
What is today’s date?
What day of the week is it?
Do you know where you are?
When were you born?
Who is the President of the United States?
… to press the Mute button.