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The FBI has agents in Antifa collecting information on BLM members. They also have agents posing as BLM members collection information on Antifa members.
Antifa and BLM, discuss among yourselves.
Contrary to what you have been repeatedly told, it’s Basil – not Basil.
HA! This time Damn Cat got it backwards!!!
Epstein killed himself.
Maybe we can henceforth keep them in the realm of the plausible.
Oppo is a Russian agent,
Basil is a Chinese agent,
Walruskkkch is a Korean agent and horse urine is an effective green cleaning agent.
We asked for rumors, sheesh!
Ted Kennedy hasn’t had a drink in over 10 years!
He was interned with a full bar.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
what’s wrong with all the old ones?
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
get me CNN on the phone, STAT!
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
Joe Biden is not black.
Stacey Abrams will be vice president no matter who gets elected
She can always go back to her old job, not being Governor of Georgia.
Proof that your life matters can best be expressed by looting stores and burning them to the ground.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
Tofu is made of soylent green.
There is a Men’s Room at IMAO Headquarters.
Sexist monsters…
And damn proud of it.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
Covid-19 is really nanobots that went rogue.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
You can catch hepatitis from tuna.
You have to catch the tuna first.
They’ll fall for this one – hook, line, and sinker!
Just like the FBI.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
…. Nancy Pelosi actually believes what she says.
She’s the only one.
Well, she’s MY only one, anyway…
Folgers Crystals is just as good as coffee.
The expansion of federal agencies requires reams of paper, but don’t worry, there is a new limitless supply of paper called “soyleant white”.
Hey, Karen – I heard Office Depot is out of Soylent White.
Calgon is not the latest Chinese secret…
We’ve always been at war with Eastasia…
Michael Moore skydiving lessons were the cause of the last three solar eclipses.
At the first debate, Trump plans to use the phrase, “You’re no Joe Biden” to really confuse what’s left of his empty head. Then Trump will say he is signing an EO to outlaw shampoo.
I heard that Joe is afraid of facing Trump and wanted to setup a mock debate between himself and an empty chair. His advisors nixed the idea for fear he’d lose.
I would put it even money he couldn’t find the room.
He gets to debate Obama? That would be funny when he says “half of you ain’t black.”
And the rest being, “Who are you exactly?”
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
Joe Biden ISN’T a senile moron.
It’s time to start a new rumor:…
“That’s no Moon…”
…criminals will now be required to read Miranda rights to the police before attacking them.
…Fleetwood Mac has canceled their album Rumours for having the racist song Chains on it.
…BLM vs Antifa will ignite a bloody race war in the MSM. Al Sharpton’s big head will likely be involved in the D-Day of slap fights by what he calls “them racist white beaches.”