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I hate having the phone on my desk.
Are you done reading that book yet?
Reading it? I use it to soak up my drool when I fall asleep at work. (Only on my breaks, swearsies.)
How do I get an outside line?
“Sarah? Get me an outside line, will you? Fine, just fine. Aunt Bea? Oh, she’s fine, too…”
I’m here for my interview, I understand I’ll be working for crumbs. (Just kidding, you guys are the best)
Hey! Wait a minute…