Submitted by Rihar:
I got this text message on Monday:
At the risk of me being inundated with political texts, I was thinking of responding with:
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I’m voting for Beto! He’s the skateboarding/emo/Furry America needs for president!
Viva El Beto! Go Irish!
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As a side note, my name is not Roger.
Shirley your name isn’t Wilco…
Did she promise you a Hamburger on Tuesday?
Aaauugghhhhh! Soyboy Green is powered by people!
Response:
“You mean Beto has a new political movement? How wildly popular must THIS be?”
In a bid for political relevance he’s running for the position of assistant dog catcher of El Paso. Now not only is he coming for your guns…he wants your dog too.
Auugggh! He’s a gun dog!
Stay away from Dan Quayle.
Also stay away from Joe Biden…because you’ll have to rip his shotgun from his cold dead hands.
Won’t be too long now.
Response: “You sound hot, Wendy. I hear liberal chicks are easy. What are you wearing?”
“… a covid mask … as I sit at home.”
“Take off your top!”
“My covid mask?”
“Never mind.”