Thursday Night Open Thread

While James Taylor, in general, isn’t someone I care for, I do acknowledge his talent as a singer and songwriter.

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Science! This Fish Must Really Matter

Scientists Discover How Deep-Sea, Ultra-Black Fish Disappear

Smithsonian Magazine via Phys.org / July 16, 2020

Deep in the ocean, where sunlight barely reaches, Smithsonian scientists and a team of collaborators have discovered one of the blackest materials known: the skin of certain fish. These ultra-black fish absorb light so efficiently that even in bright light they appear to be silhouettes with no discernible features. In the darkness of the ocean, even surrounded by bioluminescent light, they literally disappear.

In the July 16 issue of the journal Current Biology, a team of scientists led by Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History research zoologist Karen Osborn and Duke University biologist Sönke Johnsen report on how a unique arrangement of pigment-packed granules enables some fish to absorb nearly all of the light that hits their skin, so that as little as 0.05% of that light is reflected back. Mimicking this strategy could help engineers develop less expensive, flexible and more durable ultra-black materials for use in optical technology, such as telescopes and cameras, and for camouflage, Osborn said.

Osborn first became interested in fish skin when she tried to photograph some striking black fish she and her colleagues caught in trawl nets used to sample the deep sea. Despite sophisticated equipment, she said, she could not capture any detail in the images. “It didn’t matter how you set up the camera or lighting—they just sucked up all the light.”

Careful measurements in the laboratory confirmed why cameras could not capture their features: Many of the black fish found in the deep sea absorbed more than 99.5% percent of the light that hit their surfaces. That means they are ultra-black—blacker than black paper, blacker than electrical tape, blacker than a brand-new tire.

Yep — we’re talking pretty black.

And in the deep, dark sea, where a single photon of light is enough to attract attention, that intense blackness can improve a fish’s odds of survival.

Because sunlight does not reach more than a couple hundred meters beneath the ocean’s surface, most deep-sea creatures make their own light, called bioluminescence. Bioluminescent glows are used to attract mates, distract predators and lure prey. They can also expose nearby animals—foiling a predator’s stealthy approach or shining a beacon on potential prey—unless those animals have the right camouflage. “If you want to blend in with the infinite blackness of your surroundings, sucking up every photon that hits you is a great way to go,” Osborn said.

The near-complete light absorption of ultra-black fish depends on melanin, the same pigment that colors and protects human skin from sunlight. Osborn and her colleagues discovered that this pigment is not just abundant in the skin of ultra-black fish, it is distributed in a unique way. Pigment-filled cellular compartments called melanosomes are densely packed into pigment cells and these pigment cells are arranged very close to the surface of an ultra-black fish’s skin in a continuous layer. The size, shape and arrangement of the melanosomes cause them to direct any light they do not immediately absorb toward neighboring melanosomes within the cell, which then suck up the remaining light.

“Effectively what they’ve done is make a super-efficient, super-thin light trap,” Osborn said. “Light doesn’t bounce back; light doesn’t go through. It just goes into this layer, and it’s gone.”

I don’t know about you, but I feel smarter for having read that. — And dumber for having to worry about how woke folk read it.

Microbiologists, Physicians Threaten Job Walk-Out if Regular People Start Wearing Lab Coats and Gloves and Start Carrying Thermometers Around Too

“I can’t go around pointing at CAT scans and belittling nurses all day. What am I supposed to do, carry my diploma around?”

The Week in Hillary

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Charted Territory

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I don’t deny the Cubs/World Series Connection to the crap state we’re in now. However I don’t think this graphic can be ignored.

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COVID Cure Hampered by Researchers’ Conversations About Finding Raquel Welch

“Several Months’ Work Just — Poof!” Says Supervisor

Coming Soon To a Theater You Can’t Attend

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The Comical Ribbon Game

Well, I don’t know if you can make any money off this game, but as of tomorrow there are 109 days until Election Day.

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Welcome! You Knew in Your Heart That IMAO Would Look Like This

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And the Horse You Rodin On

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