Straight Line of the Day: Soon to show up in your “Spam” folder: …
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spam, spam, eggs, and spam
Eggs are off…
How about the lobster Thermidor?
Sorry, fresh out of Truffle Paté, you posh toff!
The Spanish Inquisition
I didn’t expect that
Who would? No one, that’s who.
I expected that…
extra helping ~~~
Green eggs
Plans for building a large wooden badger.
A Covid-19 Bit Mask
…your Woke Mob draft notice.
… an offer for “…freeing your inbox from all sorts of harmful Spam emails. All you have to do is provide third-party access to your devices, and we’ll take care of the rest!”
… the people at Flex Seal, branching out into repairing and preventing data leaks…
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists…
…Leeroy Jenkins!!!!
Will a spam folder fold other proteins as well?
Goya canned veggies to balance your diet!
… the reminder email for the follow-up appointment with your endocrinologist — the one you made nine months ago — that carries a $150 missed appointment fee your insurance won’t cover.
Soon to show up in your “Spam” folder: …
Socialists asking me for money to then be able to take all the rest of it from me.
Soon to show up in your “Spam” folder: …
Some pineapples.
the receipt for my Russian bride
…offers for professional dancing pall bearer services.
“Look for the bearers’ necessities
The simple bearers’ necessities
Forget about your worries and your life…”
…requests to re-home unwanted statues, (some possibly slightly damaged.)
AdoptShun ™
“I was promised a Confederate General, but this is the Virgin Mary! She never made it past Colonel!”
Does your current homeowners insurance cover possible arrest for legally protecting your property from unruly mobs?
Blasting Patriot supplemental coverage could be for you…
“Own a Piece of the Rack” (gun rack, that is)
“Like Good Neighbor, Stasi Farm Is Always There”
{Duck switches safety off}: “Off Lock!”
Well, my folder is so full of SPAM grease that everything else just slides right out.
Soon to show up in your “Spam” folder: …
Ducks, lots and lots of ducks, but no chickens…and don’t ask me why a no chicken?!
I fell for that once.
…Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea.
…dunno, but I am quite sure the “Permanently Delete” button will take care of it.
…my mail in ballot.
Obscurity bacon for Logan’s Run Box reference ~~~~~~~~