“I can’t go around pointing at CAT scans and belittling nurses all day. What am I supposed to do, carry my diploma around?”
Microbiologists, Physicians Threaten Job Walk-Out if Regular People Start Wearing Lab Coats and Gloves and Start Carrying Thermometers Around Too
Do I get an embroidered name patch?
Nope. Gotta go to Harvard Med School for that.
Or Midas Mufflers.
I once puked in Harvard Yard, does that count?
Ah, you’ve fallen into our littele trap! For many years now we’ve been weaving this web to trap you into admitting it, and . . . the statute of limitations has run out.
Well it happened almost 40 years ago.