Just returned from a visit to Cabela’s outside of Charlotte NC and I swear to God the Santa set-up was pretty much like this with little elves spraying disinfectant everywhere and laser scanning for temperatures.
btw, they didn’t have sh*t for guns if you’re interested.
Oh, for Kris’s sake!
Debacle on 34th Street
Joe Biden insisted on playing Santa. The mothers came up with this compromise.
“…And you get a vaccine, and you get a vaccine, and you get a vaccine…”
Santa in a holding cell after violating multiple stay-at-home orders…
Just returned from a visit to Cabela’s outside of Charlotte NC and I swear to God the Santa set-up was pretty much like this with little elves spraying disinfectant everywhere and laser scanning for temperatures.
btw, they didn’t have sh*t for guns if you’re interested.
“Mommy, why is Santa blinking S.O.S. in morse code?”
Youngest child: Santa!
Oldest child: Mommy, that’s the man that offered me candy to go with him in the van!
Mother: Well let’s just hope they are both too young to remember this sh#t as adults.
Father: Please kill me.