(To the tune of Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine”)

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If you got no doubt you want to take Trump out, OK
If you want him down, just move some ballots around, OK

Cheat or lie, cheat or lie, cheat or lie —
OK

If the red votes get through, you want to turn them blue, OK
Say the counting’s done, but you’ve got to count on, OK

Cheat or lie, cheat or lie, cheat or lie —
OK

When Election Day’s done, you want Dominion, OK
Don’t forget this fact: just don’t overt-act, OK

Cheat or lie, cheat or lie, cheat or lie —
it’s OK

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