..will be like 4 years of the Trump administration except this time the media will report that everything Trump did is awesome now that Biden is doing it.
…having someone’s kids move in with you. The Judge agrees they’re not yours, but you’re still ordered to pay for their well being and education… Wait a minute… that’s DACA.
Four years of a Harris/Biden administration would be like four years of…
14 days of lockdown to flatten the curve.
… a Chavez/Maduro administration…
… Homer boxing Drederick Tatum…
Four years of a Harris/Biden administration would be like four years of…
watching your parents die.
…Pinky and the Brain. (invest in Redenbacher)
Kamala: Gee, Joe. What are we going to do tonight?
Joe Biden: The same thing we do every night, Kamala. Try to take over the world.
All of Gomez Addams’ train wrecks over and over and over.
…the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Starring Biden as Hotblack Desiato? You might be on to something there.
…because he’s dead. He’s touring the galaxy while dead for tax purposes… Too obscure?
Obscure enough.
…Rian Johnson making more and more Star Wars movies, plus being put in charge of The Mandalorian.
Liver and Onions with just a touch of rat poison.
And a Pepsi mandate.
Vogon poetry
The effects are similar to “having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”
And you’re responsible to pony up the cash for the brick.
…watching cat youtube videos
…having only Folgers Crystals for coffee
Worse! It’s decaffeinated Sanka
Pronouncing it Basil not Basil.
. . . putting out a forest fire with an ice pick
..will be like 4 years of the Trump administration except this time the media will report that everything Trump did is awesome now that Biden is doing it.
… Dr. Szell asking you, “ Is it safe?”…
…having someone’s kids move in with you. The Judge agrees they’re not yours, but you’re still ordered to pay for their well being and education… Wait a minute… that’s DACA.
Harvey Award!
Sandwiches with only Lettuce and Tomato.
Senseless Sunday, Madness Monday, Stupor Tuesday, Witless Wednesday, Derangement Thursday, Folly Friday, Simpleton Saturday . . .
…having to take the William J LePetomane Memorial Thruway to work, both ways, every day, and everyone only has pennies because of the coin shortage.
Uphill, in the snow…
[obligatory] …both ways.
[also obligatory] …. barefoot.
telling your kids “don’t do that you’ll get hurt” then seeing them smile at you, do exactly that, and get hurt.
…painful rectal itch.
Kamala: Gee, Joe. What are we going to do tonight?
Joe Biden: The same thing we do every night, Kamala. Try to take over the world.
Worse than Clinton with Carter’s economy and a soupçon of Stalin.
More the full Mao-Mao I think.
….a three hour tour