Straight Line of the Day: There Are Only So Many Hours in a Day. One of Them Should Be Spent… Posted by Oppo on 8 December 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
Yes but to be technical about it Pinky and the Brain only tried to take over the world at night. Yes I know it’s a technicality but still…okay I’ll be leaving now. Reply to this comment
This post is worthy of a bacon award…bacon and bourbon it don’t get no better than that. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… developing your photos. Reply to this comment
How’s that done – counting rings, core samples, carbon dating, isotope analysis? Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… on hookers and blow. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… commenting at IMAO. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… building new hours. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… shredding schedules. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… wasted away again in Margaritaville. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… planning nuclear attacks on other natural satellites. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… pondering the significance of Jeffrey Epstein. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… snorting Folgers Crystals. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… Less Tik Tok, more soap and water. Just sayin’. Reply to this comment
…confronting everyone on the internet that is wrong. (I think this goes along with the sipping Bourbon one) Reply to this comment
practicing jumping into my pants, both legs at the same time. Then no one can tell me I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… Posting signs on the Moon. Reply to this comment
There Are Only So Many Hours in a Day. One of Them Should Be Spent… Evaluating the opportunity cost associated with ones current course of action and contemplating doing something else entirely. Reply to this comment
…exulting in the defeat of my mortal enemy, the Pittsburgh Steelers. …shooting an elephant in your pajamas. Or two in Stacey Abram’s underwear. …actually sticking pins in the voodoo dolls. Tomorrow its Pelosi. Reply to this comment
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent… …brie sculpturing. Reply to this comment
….trying to take over the world
NARF!
Yes but to be technical about it Pinky and the Brain only tried to take over the world at night. Yes I know it’s a technicality but still…okay I’ll be leaving now.
… wisely, unless it’s too much of an imposition…
… counting ballots – you know, in case you need them some day…
… counting bullets – you know, in case you need them some day…
At the very least, stocking up on bullets.
figuring out how to build a better large wooden badger.
sipping bourbon
This post is worthy of a bacon award…bacon and bourbon it don’t get no better than that.
I’ll drink to that.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
developing your photos.
That’s dated.
So am I.
How’s that done – counting rings, core samples, carbon dating, isotope analysis?
Ouija board.
Expired! Expired!
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
on hookers and blow.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
commenting at IMAO.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
building new hours.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
shredding schedules.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
wasted away again in Margaritaville.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
planning nuclear attacks on other natural satellites.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
pondering the significance of Jeffrey Epstein.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
snorting Folgers Crystals.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
Less Tik Tok, more soap and water. Just sayin’.
… counting your blessings – you know, in case you ever get some…
So you won’t need the full hour then.
… watching The Tick…
Best…. Superhero…. Ever….
…reading the SuperEgo series.
(also known as sucking up to the IMAO masters)
…performing 30 2-Minutes-Hate sessions.
I hate this post.
29 to go…
…expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
…confronting everyone on the internet that is wrong.
(I think this goes along with the sipping Bourbon one)
Everyone? In an hour?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
…outside.
Trying to remember which foot the boot goes on.
or which ass the boot goes in.
practicing jumping into my pants, both legs at the same time.
Then no one can tell me I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else.
Work smarter, not harder. Just sit down, easy as pie now.
Not sleeping. Yeah, 1 hour, that’s about right.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
Posting signs on the Moon.
There Are Only So Many Hours in a Day. One of Them Should Be Spent…
Evaluating the opportunity cost associated with ones current course of action and contemplating doing something else entirely.
Could you repeat that?
No because I’m doing something else now.
…. making espresso.
…exulting in the defeat of my mortal enemy, the Pittsburgh Steelers.
…shooting an elephant in your pajamas. Or two in Stacey Abram’s underwear.
…actually sticking pins in the voodoo dolls. Tomorrow its Pelosi.
There are only so many hours in a day. One of them should be spent…
…brie sculpturing.