Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Make One Politician Tell the Truth… Posted by Oppo on 27 May 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If you could make one politician tell the truth… 1
If you could make one politician tell the truth… you would prove spontaneous combustion. 4 Reply to this comment
If you could make one politician tell the truth… He’d get the Ides of March treatment 2 Reply to this comment
If you could make one politician tell the truth… You’d understand why waterboarding reveals so much intel. 2 Reply to this comment
Shouldn’t that be “with” for clarity? Just saying. If you have a goat that’s fine by me. Reply to this comment
You ever get a whiff of one of them critters? Talk about the stench of corruption… Reply to this comment
…you could watch them disintegrate while they wail, “I’m melting! I’m mellllting! Oh, what a world!” 3 Reply to this comment
…all the other politicians would not know what it is. …bears might not feel the urge to poop only in the woods. …Satan would be having a panic attack as he started reading the fine print of that contract. 4 Reply to this comment
If you could make one politician tell the truth… …you’d be one up on Bud Collyer. Reply to this comment
Billy Clinton’s story would require you to be at least 18 years of age to hear, and would be very, ahem, entertaining. 1 Reply to this comment
I would want it to be George Washington, because if all the stories I’ve heard about him are true, they guy is a real life super hero, or some sort of supernatural being. Reply to this comment
And is incorrectly called “The Father of our Country” by those who don’t know what a horndog Benjamin Franklin was. 1 Reply to this comment
…he picked a bad week to start sniffing glue. …fasten your seatbelt, the Apocalypse has begun. …the punishment from RINO Club would be swift and harsh. 1 Reply to this comment
If you could make one politician tell the truth… The streak would start with one….. 2 Reply to this comment
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
it would a first.
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
you would prove spontaneous combustion.
… you probably won’t want to hear it…
…they’d give you a Harumph.
… that politician would go the Epstein route, real quick…
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
He’d get the Ides of March treatment
…that politician would never get another vote.
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
You’d understand why waterboarding reveals so much intel.
…it means you have compromising vids of them and a goat.
Shouldn’t that be “with” for clarity?
Just saying.
If you have a goat that’s fine by me.
You ever get a whiff of one of them critters? Talk about the stench of corruption…
…the world (as we know it) would end.
And I feel fine!
You’re a better man than I, Gunga Din.
…the lonely voice of youth asks, “What is truth?”
Paying $15 for a beer at a club that doesn’t have any strippers.
…you could watch them disintegrate while they wail, “I’m melting! I’m mellllting! Oh, what a world!”
…the next challenge would be to do the same with the MSM.
…all the other politicians would not know what it is.
…bears might not feel the urge to poop only in the woods.
…Satan would be having a panic attack as he started reading the fine print of that contract.
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
…you’d be one up on Bud Collyer.
…you should be getting ready to hitch a ride on the Heart of Gold.
Billy Clinton’s story would require you to be at least 18 years of age to hear, and would be very, ahem, entertaining.
I would want it to be George Washington, because if all the stories I’ve heard about him are true, they guy is a real life super hero, or some sort of supernatural being.
… he slept around, according to the signs.
And is incorrectly called “The Father of our Country” by those who don’t know what a horndog Benjamin Franklin was.
Yes but Washington slept everywhere. I’ve seen the signs as well.
…he picked a bad week to start sniffing glue.
…fasten your seatbelt, the Apocalypse has begun.
…the punishment from RINO Club would be swift and harsh.
If you could make one politician tell the truth…
The streak would start with one…..