Straight Line of the Day: When You Have Departed, With You Will Have Gone the Knowledge Of… Posted by Oppo on 21 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… … [The true winner of Ginger vs. Mary Ann] 2
On the verge of a Woody joke there but I spent too much time polishing it and now it’s gone. Story of my life 2 Reply to this comment
It wouldn’t be all that hard. I’ll just go semi-pro until I can afford a full time staff like everyone else. 3 Reply to this comment
When You Have Departed, With You Will Have Gone the Knowledge Of… the Damfino. 1 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… the correct pronunciation of Basil. 2 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… what becomes of the broken hearted. Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… rewinding cassette tapes without power. 2 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… who wrote the book of love. 1 Reply to this comment
Gone the Knowledge Of… My dear departed Mom’s potato pancake recipe. Fun fact, I once ate 18 of them at one sitting. Yeah, they were THAT good. Reply to this comment
…who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong. I’ll never tell! Never! OK – it was Hokeygomer 2 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… …knowing you will never know. Muhahahahahaha!!! 1 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… What I was thinking all those times I was berated with “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”. 3 Reply to this comment
… how to do that trick with the rubber band and the wooden match without burning yourself. 2 Reply to this comment
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of… …how many licks it really takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. 2 Reply to this comment
The true meaning of Pis* Rock. The final resting place of Buffy the Buffalo. The location of our Attack Tree The saga of the lightning fast response of the Nature Merit Badge director during the 3am visit of the drunk surly ex boyfriend of one of the female wranglers who came on camp to try to win her back. 1 Reply to this comment
…Shepherd Wong’s egg salad recipe.
Now that is almost worthy of an Obscury.
Almost. 🙂
On the verge of a Woody joke there but I spent too much time polishing it and now it’s gone.
Story of my life
You’ll never be a stand-up comic.
It wouldn’t be all that hard. I’ll just go semi-pro until I can afford a full time staff like everyone else.
When You Have Departed, With You Will Have Gone the Knowledge Of… the Damfino.
What’s the name of that boat again??
Damfino
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
the correct pronunciation of Basil.
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
what becomes of the broken hearted.
I’m sure Ben and Jerry’s knows that pretty well.
Cursive writing. Or what I like to call “Secret Code.”
Suetterlin
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
rewinding cassette tapes without power.
Get back to me if you remember how to do the 8-Track Tape Snap….
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
who wrote the book of love.
… what happened that night in August of ‘72, since the record was expunged…
Well I certainly don’t know….in August of ’72 I was still in the Nam.
… what Hillary did, just so you know my death wasn’t a suicide…
Gone the Knowledge Of…
My dear departed Mom’s potato pancake recipe. Fun fact, I once ate 18 of them at one sitting. Yeah, they were THAT good.
whether is was me or my brother who ate the last piece of pie.
…the culprit that allowed the canines to escape.
…where the Church Key is stored.
Decades of workplace malfeasance
Should have gone with the blue wire instead
Wrong…always go with the red wire.
…who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong. I’ll never tell! Never!
OK – it was Hokeygomer
…the identity of the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
…where Waldo is buried.
You’ll need ground radar to find that little striped sucker now.
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
…knowing you will never know. Muhahahahahaha!!!
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
What I was thinking all those times I was berated with “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”.
… how to do that trick with the rubber band and the wooden match without burning yourself.
When you have departed, with you will have gone the knowledge of…
…how many licks it really takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
…all of my passwords.
Is one of them “p@ssw0rd”?
I cannot confirm or deny.
😉
Yup, it is then. Dead give away.
The true meaning of Pis* Rock.
The final resting place of Buffy the Buffalo.
The location of our Attack Tree
The saga of the lightning fast response of the Nature Merit Badge director during the 3am visit of the drunk surly ex boyfriend of one of the female wranglers who came on camp to try to win her back.
If Ginger Grant was a true redhead