The World Health Organization (WHO) just decreed that I must:
— Always wear a facemask when putting on a facemask.
— Refrain from substituting facepalms for facemasks, as they don’t show the proper respect.
— Buy gift cards and send them the codes.
— Start wearing a Lone Ranger-type mask, too.
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Can they really do that?

WHO, the f*** are you? WHO WHO WHO WHO.
I’m thinking all the politicians just want to wear a mask so we can’t see their lips moving.