Straight Line of the Day: Biden Just Signed an Executive Order Outlawing… Posted by Oppo on 7 September 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Biden just signed an executive order outlawing…
…utilization of large wooden rabbits without occupants… …large wooden badgers on the other hand… 2 Reply to this comment
…uh…never mind. It wasn’t an Executive Order…he was scribbling in a Wonder Woman coloring book. 7 Reply to this comment
Live press conferences where he has to give remarks. He’s already dealt with reporter’s questions. 2 Reply to this comment
… bidding anything other than ‘NO TRUMP’ in bridge games.
Executive orders.
Oopsie!
…mask removal in the desert…
Any and all penalties or societal repugnance associated with Olfactophilia
…fact-checking of his statements…
The Duke Boys. But Daisy….that’s some prime sniffing.
… immanentizing the eschaton…
… you know, the thing…
…utilization of large wooden rabbits without occupants…
…large wooden badgers on the other hand…
The Spanish Inquisition.
I didn’t expect that!
… the gratuitous use of the word “Belgium”
I figured he would waffle on that issue.
…uh…never mind. It wasn’t an Executive Order…he was scribbling in a Wonder Woman coloring book.
…dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.
…fat free ice cream.
Hey, some abominations cross party line!
Invoking the name of Randolph Scott
Truth, justice, and the American Way.
…those meddling kids!
…and their dog.
Roh roh!
Live press conferences where he has to give remarks. He’s already dealt with
reporter’s questions.
…the 42nd amendment…when are they serving the ice cream, Dr. Mommy?
… plagiarism.
…and hypocrisy.
Outlaws. Now the crime problem has been solved its time for his nap.
Biden just signed an executive order outlawing…
Working past 11:00 am.
…with a banana.
Pictures of his note cards