Archive of entries posted on 23rd September 2021

Straight Line of the Day: Gorillas Are Coming Down With Covid; Which Means…

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Straight Line of the Day: Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…

18 Gorillas at Atlanta Zoo Contract COVID-19
KTLA | Sep 14, 2021

At least 18 of the 20 gorillas at Atlanta’s zoo have now tested positive for COVID-19, an outbreak that began just days before the zoo had hoped to obtain a veterinary vaccine for the primates, officials said Tuesday.

Zoo Atlanta had announced the first positive tests among the western lowland gorillas on Friday after employees noticed the gorillas had been coughing, had runny noses and showed changes in appetite.

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Cartoons and Memes

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“Miss Welch, Miss Welch! Now where has she gotten to?”

“Mr. Walrus.”

“Ahh Miss Hayek, so good to see you. What’s up?”

“Just wanted to inform you that since we are using a guest C&M supplier we are using a transfer intern to help out.”

“Excellent! So who is going to be introducing Slapout’s contributions?“

“Good morning Mister… Walrus.”

“Marilyn! So good to see you again! Shall we get down to work?”

“You bet, here is some choice items Mr. Slapout has sent us.”

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