Straight Line of the Day: Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
18 Gorillas at Atlanta Zoo Contract COVID-19
KTLA | Sep 14, 2021
At least 18 of the 20 gorillas at Atlanta’s zoo have now tested positive for COVID-19, an outbreak that began just days before the zoo had hoped to obtain a veterinary vaccine for the primates, officials said Tuesday.Zoo Atlanta had announced the first positive tests among the western lowland gorillas on Friday after employees noticed the gorillas had been coughing, had runny noses and showed changes in appetite.
…they have proof that Covid-19 is racist.
…the zoo is going to be hiring… they’re gonna lose a lot of zookeepers trying to enforce a mask mandate on gorillas.
Harvey Award!
…no one expects the Congo Inquisition.
…covid 19 may be bigger than gerbil worming.
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
The fight for the ICU beds is going to be over very quickly.
Harvey Award!
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
Game over man! Game over!
It will be a zombie Gorillapocalypse.
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
Some antivaxxer got past the cage.
…bananas are a carrier of Covid-19
…”Get your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
We’re gonna need a bigger thermometer
… the vector tree may be quite interesting…
Straight Line of the Day: Gorillas Are Coming Down With Covid; Which Means…absolutely nothing… not my circus, not my monkey.
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
Stacy Abrams’ conjugal visits will be suspended.
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. . . and that got, initially, moderated.
So it isn’t all bad news for the gorillas.
. . . 18 more DeKalb County mail-in ballots will be needed for the mid-terms next year.
Gozirra Winz!
They need to be put in total lockdown. Oh, wait…
Like the rest of us, they’ll end up on the top of the Empire State Building swatting away FDA blowdart planes.
Straight Line of the Day: Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
if you thought PETA was insufferable before, you ain’t seen nothing.
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
…COVID has really lowered its standards.
I think this is all just a ploy to make sure the chimps stay at least six feet away.
…Murder Penguins™️ are next.
That’s been done. https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Justice_League_Antarctica
How about Terrorantulas ™?
SARSupials?
Wombotulism?
I didn’t read much DC as a kid but I’d buy that story in an instant over what’s being troweled out today.
I don’t pay much attention to DC fiction today, either.
So you don’t watch White House press conferences?
The medical community will still give them a pass on masking and social distancing when they
riotpeacefully protest for Harambe.… a new film, “Planet of the Epis”
Real Roth of God stuff: “Might As Well Jump (Species)”
🎶Señorita I’m in trouble again and I can’t break free🎶
“I’m Hot; I’m Hot Fauci Teacher”
The CDC adjusted the number of cases upward by 18
Let us pause and take a moment to remember Harambe for some reason……
In Covid times: “Dearly Be-gloved. . . “
Gorillas in the ICUs.
They were intu-baited.
… Biden’s door-to-door jabbers are going to take a month off.
You know . . . The Thing is next.
Mass hysteria! Dogs living with cats . . .
Real end of the world stuff
Questions:
How did the gorillas contract the disease since they are already 6 ft from humans and behind plexiglass? Are they going to mask mandate the gorillas, after all THEY have the virus? So, then does it follow that 6ft distance and masks are NOT helpful in stemming the tide of this VIRUS and only herd immunity will cut down on transmission? Oh, and how come they’re not mandating the vaccine for the animals at the zoo? Inquiring minds want to know.
Is gorilla jerky a thing and is it safe to use Covid-tainted gorilla meat?
Gorillas are coming down with Covid; which means…
Maxine Waters is scheduling a press conference.
Or
The Chimps must get vaccinated or the gorilla vaccines won’t work.
Fauci, paging Dr Fauci.
We can try ivermectin them