“Turkeys are a cause of global warming like everything else. We just need to all die to save the earth ..they can call it the Turkey Cult I don’t care”!
“Two things: we finally got this Emu. Number One. That’s not hyperbole! I mean, now look: here’s the thing — Crayon Barry-sauce? What the heck’s that?”
Come on man….Hold still so I can sniff your feathers..
Bananas are yellow and smoig proewoi emell.
… “Corn? Pop was a bad dude…”
… “Hey, you don’t have to worry about the effects of inflation, fat!”
“More parmesan!” (Didn’t say which Biden)
Garble Garble
“Turkeys are a cause of global warming like everything else. We just need to all die to save the earth ..they can call it the Turkey Cult I don’t care”!
Happy uh Christmas uh happy…merry…new…happy…merry…Thanksgiving uh you know.
…do you enjoy getting stuffed?
You need to lower your price!
No questions.
Puts turkey on head while seated at table with the Rubenstein’s…
“Look at me y’all, I’m the king!”
Sh*ts pants.
“You too? Oh — that’s gravy.”
“Two things: we finally got this Emu. Number One. That’s not hyperbole! I mean, now look: here’s the thing — Crayon Barry-sauce? What the heck’s that?”
“We’ve created the greatest tofurky organization in this nation’s history!”
“Hi, Jill! I’m down here in the baste-ment.”
“Don’t come down.”
Okay … there’s something I’m supposed to say or do here … not sure what … Oh, screw it … It’s NAP TIME! 😴
“For my fifty odd years as senator, I’ve been good at carve-outs. Okay, Pookie, do the honors!”
{Electronic Voice:} “I”
Biden: I . . .
{Electronic Voice:} “hereby”
Biden: hereby . . .
{Electronic Voice:} “pardon”
Biden: pardon . . .
{Electronic Voice:} “this”
Biden: this . . .
{Electronic Voice:} “turkey”
Biden: derby . . .
“Hey! America has given me the bird!”
…a pardon? Nope. how about a $10.00 bail?
“I’m not really used to having conversations at such a high intellectual level.”
I appreciate the plain gobbledygook, but my name isn’t Brandon.
Oops! I meant Dr. Jill.
We’re not savages, we just want to socialize your protein.
Biden to Thanksgiving turkey: …
Know what I’m saying?
You do?
First person I’ve met that does.
Ah, I’m going to make a mandate that people can’t eat turkey on thanksgiving. Everyone will HAVE to OBEY ME. It’s my turn, it’s my turn, IT’S MY TURN.
I like a good challenge. You up for a game of checkers?
Excuse me, have you seen the turkey?
Biden to Thanksgiving turkey: …Actually I’m a bigger turkey than you!