He and Corn Pop could start a free-wheeling private-investigator agency, driving their 18-wheeler, smoothing leg hair, and bringing bad dudes to justice.
………we’ll be left with cowmilla. Not really sure which moron is worse, the dementia grandpa or the communist who slept it’s way to the top. (always use neutral pronouns when speaking of the political class – their orientation is as fluid as their integrity).
If Biden steps down tomorrow…
he’ll probably fall.
If Biden steps down tomorrow…
it will be cackles from coast to coast.
If Biden steps down tomorrow…
nothing much changes.
… he’ll fall over, just like he does when he steps up…
… his poll numbers are bound to improve…
… the White House staff will have to figure out how to hide Kamala’s incompetence from the press…
Well at least it won’t be her incontinence.
Kamala will likely flee to an undisclosed location.
… who will tell him?
Why would they? It would only confuse him…
…I will still be in the Rockem Sockem Robots Hall of Fame in Chili Verde Texas.
Just until the Spring.
(A common joke on the R-S circuit.)
…it will be too late.
The WH press pool won’t get to enjoy any more “stupid son of a b*tch” insults.
Not in English, anyway…
… Peter Doocy’s mother will be blamed.
… he’ll take the football with him.
…Kamala will have to get up off her knees.
Um . . . this is supposed to be a place for jokes, not reality.
I was going to down-twinkle you, but I just couldn’t force myself to do it.
We’d have the first president who was four feet tall, as far as the press was concerned? Or would they be?
The buffalo head shaman guy will be ready to step up.
If Biden steps down tomorrow…
Putin might die laughing at the new President.
She’d join in, cackling.
….steps will be attacked as devious Republican voter suppression devices.
Hunter would have a decent amount of pissed-off heavy hitters to wory about.
…They’ll have to send in Sheriff Bart
The new sheriff would not be anything but an Indian-Jamaican.
(Bong!)
But the guy who spoke right after his announcement would say: “Gabby Biden is right!”
I for one won’t miss Joe’s authentic Delaware gibberish.
… he’d finally become a c’mon man.
He and Corn Pop could start a free-wheeling private-investigator agency, driving their 18-wheeler, smoothing leg hair, and bringing bad dudes to justice.
…he’ll apply to chairman chi for sanctuary.
— the Hunter’sback of Notoriety Dem
Sorry, doesn’t ring a bell.
He’ll be dead, won’t he?
Can you tell the difference?
He probably wouldn’t run in 2024, right?
…we’d get cackles with a chance of cankles in 2024.
If Biden steps down tomorrow,
… He’ll go riding off into the … You know … The thing …
…he could look forward to spending quality time with Stephen Breyer.
If Biden steps down tomorrow…
It’ll be one small step for a man…one giant leap for Bidenkind.
“Watch out for that misstep, Mac. It’s a lulu!”
………we’ll be left with cowmilla. Not really sure which moron is worse, the dementia grandpa or the communist who slept it’s way to the top. (always use neutral pronouns when speaking of the political class – their orientation is as fluid as their integrity).
Cowmilla —
heh!
… There will be protests if the president is not played by another mental midget.
Kamala would be the next in line, thanks to Infirmative Action.
An operatic end to the Biden empire:
Gutterdammerung:
♩♪
He’s un-mike-able
She’s unlikable
Unsinkable,
Unthinkable
What does she know?
But she’s dark.
Obamination!
His nomination
Must be Hillary —
Musty Hillary —
Where does he go?
Fort Marcy Park?
♩♪
Musty Hillary…
Ick.
…it will be a step in the right direction.
“Let’s go Vanilla” will trend by the end of the day