Poopsie. Ain’t nobody scared of something called Poopsie. Also, the media would just shut up about it because none of those empty suits would want to say “Poopsie” on camera more than once.
Will be named…” Sh*t Show”…now replace it with ” Sh#t Show” whenever they say Delta Variant or Omicron Variant…like “New Sh@t Show Numbers, News at 11″…or ” President Biden pleads with every citizen to get the fourth booster to stop this Sh%t Show” ….
Then came the eighth, It’s All Over Now Varient. Followed by the I’m A Believer Varient, then the Nowhere Man. But wait, put your masks back on, here comes the Nigel Tufnel.
The Joe Biden Varient, symptoms are you’ll be clinically dead but no one will admit it.
…the Bunghole Variant.
At least then there would be an excuse to buy all the TP.
…DamnCovid
…Let’s Go Bandon Covid
I do believe this is the first comment to qualify for a Harvey Award in 2022. Congratulations. 🎉
Very gracious. And well deserved!
The typo was only a bonus!
Probably just a variant to pass the censorship on Twitter.
…The Andromeda Covid
…the Gender variant.
The Hillary Variant and it’ll show up before 2024
6 foot distancing strongly recommended.
6 mile distancing preferable.
6-feet-underground distancing, for those who have the dirt on her. Ironically enough.
Away out here they gotta name
For liberals’ great desi-ah
The laugh is Kamm, the shart is Joe
And they call the bug Maria.
Maria
Maria
They call the bug Maria
…Quits.
Hold on a minute….
No typo!
Ah, well.
That’s 2022 for you.
Either Basil or Basil.
You’re leaving too much to chance. Pick one or the other!
Basil.
Wrong choice! Prepare for Twitter banishment.
…George
https://youtu.be/B1Kwcs8BOE0
We have received recommendations from two groups.
The first group, made up of power-hungry statists looking for an excuse to expand lockdowns want to call it The Reaper Variant.
The second group, made up of liberty-loving patriots who distrust government authority want to call it Tickle Me COVID.
FearPorn
cheat again, mail in voting
cheat again, mail in voting
Something just for my EMUsement
Emucron!
You’ll never be immune to me! I know where you work!
Yaba Daba Daba Daba…
Just so I could hear Fauci say that over and over again.
Quit monkeying around, will ya?
Placebo
Inflation
…Ayatoldya…
… Another Offensive Covid – AOC for short…
You Know, The Thing.
Chester (It follows the Spike protein)
{that’s for Warner Brothers cartoon dog trivia fans}
Ya bastards.
No typo!
…Electric Bugaloo!
(Man bellows):
In the name of Preverti,
Daughter of the Mountains
Whose embrace with Rani
Made the whole world tremble.
(All): Tremble!
(Man): Tremble.
Whose name is The Terrible.
Whose name is Baleful.
Whose name is inaccessible.
Whose name is the Black Mother,
Mother of Darkness.
(All): Covid!
(Man): We turn our hearts to the Variant,
Drinker of Blood — Black Mother.
(All): Variant!
(Man): Killer of demons,
Gorge on this flesh, our offering.
Drink . . .
. . . Halt!
The Passport.
She is not carrying
The sacrificial passport.
(Murmuring)
She cannot be sacrificed
without the Passport.
Where is the Passport?
What has she done with the Passport?
(All): The Passport! The Passport!
Holy Cow, don’t mean to tell me I’m not going to win the first Obscury of the year!!??!! 🙂
Walrus should be excluded from this vote, naturally, as he could be depended on to recognize the quote.
Which makes it problematic, as he is the only one a that awards Obscuries.
Hm.
For the life of me, I can’t place it. Let’s ask Brian.
Always look on the bright side of life:
If you want a hint, it has something to do with the opening scene of Help! Something very much to do with the opening scene of Help!
If I was younger then today I would have remembered.
Tim.
Doesn’t matter:
That which we call a ruse by any other name would smell as sweet.
Or stink to high heaven.
Covidiot
I don’t know, but don’t call me surely….
If they let me name the next Covid variant, I’d call it: …
Mini-pandemic.
If they let me name the next Covid variant, I’d call it: …
Brandon’s curse.
Harumph
Poopsie. Ain’t nobody scared of something called Poopsie. Also, the media would just shut up about it because none of those empty suits would want to say “Poopsie” on camera more than once.
Chuck Schumer?
Will be named…” Sh*t Show”…now replace it with ” Sh#t Show” whenever they say Delta Variant or Omicron Variant…like “New Sh@t Show Numbers, News at 11″…or ” President Biden pleads with every citizen to get the fourth booster to stop this Sh%t Show” ….
Then came the eighth, It’s All Over Now Varient. Followed by the I’m A Believer Varient, then the Nowhere Man. But wait, put your masks back on, here comes the Nigel Tufnel.
The Joe Biden Varient, symptoms are you’ll be clinically dead but no one will admit it.
+1 for Nigel Tufnel!
+1 for the Joe Biden Varient description.
♩♪
“I’m Penury Debates, I Am”
Penetrating Veins I Am, I Am” . . .
♩♪
How about “Just Biden Time”?