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  1. We have received recommendations from two groups.

    The first group, made up of power-hungry statists looking for an excuse to expand lockdowns want to call it The Reaper Variant.

    The second group, made up of liberty-loving patriots who distrust government authority want to call it Tickle Me COVID.

  2. (Man bellows):
    In the name of Preverti,
    Daughter of the Mountains
    Whose embrace with Rani
    Made the whole world tremble.

    (All): Tremble!

    (Man): Tremble.
    Whose name is The Terrible.
    Whose name is Baleful.
    Whose name is inaccessible.
    Whose name is the Black Mother,
    Mother of Darkness.

    (All): Covid!

    (Man): We turn our hearts to the Variant,
    Drinker of Blood — Black Mother.

    (All): Variant!

    (Man): Killer of demons,
    Gorge on this flesh, our offering.
    Drink . . .

    . . . Halt!

    The Passport.

    She is not carrying
    The sacrificial passport.

    (Murmuring)

    She cannot be sacrificed
    without the Passport.

    Where is the Passport?
    What has she done with the Passport?

    (All): The Passport! The Passport!

  3. Poopsie. Ain’t nobody scared of something called Poopsie. Also, the media would just shut up about it because none of those empty suits would want to say “Poopsie” on camera more than once.

  4. Will be named…” Sh*t Show”…now replace it with ” Sh#t Show” whenever they say Delta Variant or Omicron Variant…like “New Sh@t Show Numbers, News at 11″…or ” President Biden pleads with every citizen to get the fourth booster to stop this Sh%t Show” ….

  5. Then came the eighth, It’s All Over Now Varient. Followed by the I’m A Believer Varient, then the Nowhere Man. But wait, put your masks back on, here comes the Nigel Tufnel.

    The Joe Biden Varient, symptoms are you’ll be clinically dead but no one will admit it.

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