…………… her boss is in constant contact with Satan. That red phone does not go to the Kremlin directly. It has Hell on Speed Dial………….. then China, Russia, North Korea, Venezuela and Satan get on a Zoom call and toast their success over the rest of the stupid sheep who still think they’re in charge and that peace is just one Kumbaya away.
…reality…
… that there was a second key…
Being a witch.
That these are the drones you are looking for.
That she farted.
…dingleberries.
She uses “Bald-Faced Liar” as her occupation on her tax return. (she actually uses “Mythomaniac”)
The deniability of her last denial.
That her ‘P’ makes any sound.
Is that “P” as in Pie hole?
… that she really does “circle back to that”…
… that it’s Basil and not Basil…
Even though she feels her job is Child’s Play, she doesn’t identify with Chucky.
She will be replaced by Brian Williams
She first met both Bill Clinton and Joe Biden on “To Catch a Predator”
Only 3 more days of having to empathize with BHM
That Dinsdale Piranha dyed her hair orange.
That Biden was beating his granddaughter at Rock’em Sock’em Robots while Putin was invading Ukraine. He was losing.
Biden is one of the truck drivers Trudeau is looking to punish.
…gingers have soles.
She has plenty of souls. She has personally purchased thousands, and was once even awarded Crowley’s Demon of the Month award… 3 months strait!
Agreed. But not
Soles
The name of that river in Egypt.
That she is being used as a model for the new addition to the Care Bears family– Prevarication Bear.
Another thing Jen Psaki categorically denies:
the existence of categories.
Another thing Jen Psaki categorically denies:
you know, the thing.
Another thing Jen Psaki categorically denies:
we aren’t at war with Oceania.
Another thing Jen Psaki categorically denies:
she knows anything.
she knows nothing. There, fixed that.
Another thing Jen Psaki categorically denies:
…She uses Rustoleum to dye her hair.
…………… her boss is in constant contact with Satan. That red phone does not go to the Kremlin directly. It has Hell on Speed Dial………….. then China, Russia, North Korea, Venezuela and Satan get on a Zoom call and toast their success over the rest of the stupid sheep who still think they’re in charge and that peace is just one Kumbaya away.