Straight Line of the Day: About the Only Good Thing You Can Say About February Is… Posted by Oppo on 3 February 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: About the only good thing you can say about February is…
About the only good thing you can say about February is… it prevents January getting Marched. 3 Reply to this comment
About the only good thing you can say about February is… it’s the month Liberals complain the least in. 4 Reply to this comment
February 9 is National Pizza Day. Get ready to eat a whole pizza by yourself then PARTY! 2 Reply to this comment
If you call sitting on the john trying to force your own pizza delivery three hous later a party…well.. 2 Reply to this comment
…with Whoopi as the poster child its apparently the month then the Broken Woken eat their own. 1 Reply to this comment
…the No Booze Challenge on the 29th, 30th, and 31st.
I’ll drink to that!
… every February 2nd, you are reminded of Bill Murray’s best movie ever…
Which I watched last night for the umpteenth time. Still awesome.
…Walrus gets to send roses to Raquel again on Valentines.
She gets 12, lovely, roses every day.
About the only good thing you can say about February is…
it prevents January getting Marched.
About the only good thing you can say about February is…
it’s the month Liberals complain the least in.
“Happy VD!” doesn’t mean a regimen of penicillin this time.
So many variants and so little time…
February 9 is National Pizza Day.
Get ready to eat a whole pizza by yourself then PARTY!
If you call sitting on the john trying to force your own pizza delivery three hous later a party…well..
…with Whoopi as the poster child its apparently the month then the Broken Woken eat their own.
It leads up to Mardi Gras!
No February, that calendar does not make you look fat.
It’s only 29 days long in Presidential Election years.
I just like words with extraneous consonants.
Nothing
They finally start producing Paczki..an annual delight..