Straight Line of the Day: “Your Honor, if It Please the Court, I’d Like To…” Posted by Oppo on 16 April 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: “Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…”
“I’d advise you to pay more attention to the spirit of the law than the litter of the law!” 4 Reply to this comment
. . . present this mountain of evidence against Hillary before . . . aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! 5 Reply to this comment
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to… say it’s not Aliens but… it’s Aliens.” 2 Reply to this comment
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…” say, everything that guy just said is bullsh*t… Thank you.” 2 Reply to this comment
… offer up this bail of ONE MILLION dollars. ” . . . But you’re the prosecution.” Oh, well, then, I guess the Court can do with it what it likes. {Wink wink} Reply to this comment
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to… Attempt to keep a straight face while I try to convince the jury of the righteousness of my BLM clients for burning and looting for almost a year…. 1 Reply to this comment
Shoot 14 people in Souith Carolina and let out so he can go to work. And make the bail some stupidly low amount also. Reply to this comment
…take a Guinness break.
or at least take a fifth.
… have every Yoko song stricken from the record.
… buy a vowel, please…
… invoke the 22nd Amendment, because I’ve already served two terms…
…confirm that the witness is a SPOOOOON-A.
…request everyone stop saying “penal code”.
… crass-examine the witness.
… be remanded to a women’s prison if found innocent.
DENIED! That request proves that you are anything but innocent…
…to ask: Is that box just for witnesses or can anybody use it?
“I’d advise you to pay more attention to the spirit of the law than the litter of the law!”
. . . present this mountain of evidence against Hillary before . . . aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
Throw yourself on the Ft. Marcy of the court!
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…
whip this out.”
Excuse me?
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…
teach the world to sing.”
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…
say it’s not Aliens but… it’s Aliens.”
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…”
say, everything that guy just said is bullsh*t… Thank you.”
… ask for a change of vino.
… ask that the Emu be removed from the jury box.
… offer up this bail of ONE MILLION dollars.
” . . . But you’re the prosecution.”
Oh, well, then, I guess the Court can do with it what it likes. {Wink wink}
“Your Honor, if it please the Court, I’d like to…
Attempt to keep a straight face while I try to convince the jury of the righteousness of my BLM clients for burning and looting for almost a year….
…read some Vogon poetry
Shoot 14 people in Souith Carolina and let out so he can go to work.
And make the bail some stupidly low amount also.
White privilege.