Straight Line of the Day: To Preserve Putin’s Precious Ego… Posted by Oppo on 5 April 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: To preserve Putin’s precious ego…
…Dennis Rodman will lead an envoy to Moscow to tell Putin he always like him better than Kim Jong-Un. 3 Reply to this comment
To preserve Putin’s precious ego… FrankJ, world renowned author and internet celebrity, will make him a villain in his next novel. 4 Reply to this comment
To preserve Putin’s precious ego… Biden will start eating Borscht flavored ice cream. 1 Reply to this comment
Disney in talks with politburo to build theme park outside Moscow titled “Putinworld” 1 Reply to this comment
…. animated character “Bam! Bam!” — son of Barney Ruble — will be based on him, rather than on Obama as originally planned. Reply to this comment
No Mean Tweets about him will be allowed until Elon Musk gains control of Twitter. Reply to this comment
… he gets to swim in the next Olympics against a bunch of pre-teen girls in bathing suits labeled “Ukraine,” “Estonia,” etc. 1 Reply to this comment
… MSNBC will start to devote as much screen time to him as to fellow world leader Donald Trump. Oh, wait . . . Reply to this comment
… We’ll alert him, via secure communications, not to make fun of Will Smith’s wife. 1 Reply to this comment
…it will be placed in the same jar that Rasputin’s phallus is preserved in.
…Dennis Rodman will lead an envoy to Moscow to tell Putin he always like him better than Kim Jong-Un.
…he will go back to being a Cab Driver.
…he will be given a box to stand on.
… Biden plans to secretly send James Taylor to sing…
To preserve Putin’s precious ego…
FrankJ, world renowned author and internet celebrity, will make him a villain in his next novel.
That reminds me . . . I have to find a fine bookseller.
To preserve Putin’s precious ego…
Biden will start eating Borscht flavored ice cream.
…FramkJ has been contacted about ‘supersizing’ it.
Hammer & Sickle to be renamed Vladimir & Putin.
Disney in talks with politburo to build theme park outside Moscow titled “Putinworld”
… and Ural Disney.
. . . tell him AOC wants to date him
…then he’ll have something to ride besides a bear.
… Biden will have Putin’s face placed on the boxes of all Ritz crackers.
We’re going to pack him in salt.
Those talks have been canceled…
Send him a super cut of Joey and Kammie talking.
….he will be presented with a Ukranian tractor so he can recover his tanks.
…. animated character “Bam! Bam!” — son of Barney Ruble — will be based on him, rather than on Obama as originally planned.
No Mean Tweets about him will be allowed until Elon Musk gains control of Twitter.
… We’ll get him a longer desk.
That would justify that he needs more room…
… he gets to swim in the next Olympics against a bunch of pre-teen girls in bathing suits labeled “Ukraine,” “Estonia,” etc.
… MSNBC will start to devote as much screen time to him as to fellow world leader Donald Trump. Oh, wait . . .
… He gets to nuke the moon first.
Never!
… Greta will pick him first on Shady Hawkin’s Day.
… We’ll alert him, via secure communications, not to make fun of Will Smith’s wife.
soft styrofoam egg-o cartons.
To Preserve Putin’s Precious Ego…
…The USA stole the election for Biden.