Straight Line of the Day: If Your Girlfriend Is Amber Heard… Posted by Oppo on 21 May 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If your girlfriend is Amber Heard…
… if she offers you strychnine, just take it – it’ll be less painful that way… 5 Reply to this comment
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The bed-sheet bomber ain’t sleeping at my place.
I would buy a case of anti-nauseus pills and let the games begin!
… if she offers you strychnine, just take it – it’ll be less painful that way…
…RUNAWAY…
…we’ve grown apart. It’s not me, it’s poo.
Pro-tip: use newspapers in lieu of sheets.
I have no idea what Amber Heard.
Guess I’m behind the times … again.
…but did Tennessee what Arkansas?
I don’t know but Alaska.
… you’re going to court.
If your girlfriend is Amber Heard…
my condolences.
You may soon be ineligible for the Fickle Finger of Fate Award.
Make sure she knows the role is Mera, not Merde.
…you probably don’t have any Depp perception.
…I’d buy her a pet honey badger.
That poor honey badger.
If Your Girlfriend Is Amber Heard…
you can beat the cr@p out of her and no one will believe her story.
… you’re probably also trying to line up an interview to work at CNN+.
Never give her a discouraging word….
…and the skies won’t be cloudy all day.