When called to the IRS, we’ll just use the same defense the deputy general counsel of the FBI just used in the Sussmann trial — Our pen ran out of ink.
the current head of the agency, FDA Commissioner Robert Califf, will testify before a congressional committee today that the top levels of the agency weren’t aware of the whistleblower’s report because of “mailroom issues.”
Straight Line of the Day: Over in Switzerland, the Main Topic of the World Economic Forum Is…
How awkward Bill Gates always makes the Baby Blood drinking ceremony. I mean, the dude never takes off his socks. What’s he hiding, toe fungus?
As was proven today it turns out that Harriet Johnson was wrong when she claimed William J. Lepetomane is the leading asshole in the state! Turns out that person is Beto O’Rourke.
Less about you.
More about them.
…the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard defamation trial…
…how to get the best frequent flyer points by holding the World Economic Forum in remote resort-like locations.
Do you get frequent flier points on a private jet?
Good Point. Maybe they just discuss who burns the most carbon credits getting there.
… how best to fool the masses for another year…
…discussing the various disparaging nicknames for Putin…. Pooty McPootface now holds a small lead.
… how John Kerry’s hair is a victim of climate change…
“So, which one is stupider, Joe or Kamala?”
…construction of new large wooden badgers as a major economic upswing indicator.
Figuring out which one of the wait staff they most want to give monkey pox.
“How much of a kickback from Xi are you getting for pretending to care about climate change?”
Top 3 agenda items: 1) Climate Change, 2) Climate Change, 3) Climate Change
When will IMAO release their tax records?
Master uses TorgoTax.
{/Hands of Fate}
When called to the IRS, we’ll just use the same defense the deputy general counsel of the FBI just used in the Sussmann trial — Our pen ran out of ink.
or this:
LOL! They’re not really even trying anymore.
Next shortage to hit the US, INK!
…the same thing as every time: to try to take over the world!
What to call the One World Government, and what is the official title of the ruler?
When they switch the entire world over to a single digital currency, do they still get to put somebodies picture on the currency? And whose picture?
“Thank you sir, we’ll be debiting your e-account 250 Emu”.
Current nominations are: Che, Xi, and Rosie O’Donnell.
I’m officially off-grid if I’m required to touch Rosie O’Donnell’s e-currency.
“Basil” vs. “Basil.”
Straight Line of the Day: Over in Switzerland, the Main Topic of the World Economic Forum Is…
How awkward Bill Gates always makes the Baby Blood drinking ceremony. I mean, the dude never takes off his socks. What’s he hiding, toe fungus?
How to regularly kill off just enough of the populace and still have their
lifestyles funded by taxes for phony objectives
What is the next logical step to follow Mon(k)ey Pox?
As was proven today it turns out that Harriet Johnson was wrong when she claimed William J. Lepetomane is the leading asshole in the state! Turns out that person is Beto O’Rourke.
Justin Trudeaus workshop on the Dale Carnagie ” How to Win Friends and Influence People” course…
JOE Biden claiming he accidentally sat on a Toblerone Bar…but everyone is calling bs…
…that maybe Thanos was on the right track.
Over in Switzerland, the main topic of the World Economic Forum is…
will the lobster be properly chilled this year. Not like the ghastly horror that happened last year.
… that kid parking cars and muttering “how dare you” looked a lot like that Greta girl.
Straight Line of the Day: Over in Switzerland, the Main Topic of the World Economic Forum Is…
Is the 10% kickback to the “Big Guy” negotiable?