
Copyright-free!
Sadly, the Chinese have come up with a cheap knock-off version — dubbed the ITCZ, or International Tepid C-something Zone:
(They employ “Oceans” as metaphors for the … fellas…)
But it’s pretty accurate:

“Haddy L’amour?”
“That’s Hadley!”
“Five degrees North? Kinky!”

Pootin: “Hahahaha Komrade I blow your FRS up with supersonic missile, borrowed from China and Iran and N.Korea.”
Just who is this Hadley fellow, and what is he doing so close to my woman’s hot zone?
You’re going hear it from my parents if this filth shows up on the end of semester test.
Sorry guys but the diagram has the arrow detailing the direction that hot oil takes when one bites a greasy chicken ball, eaten too quickly out of the deep fryer…where it lands, normally on a white sweater or dress shirt is ITCZ..initial trajectory chicken zone..
That was helpful
Or maybe not.
Too soon to tell.