Here are the photos of the latest applicants. Please be cautious not to discriminate against any of them!
[To simplify everyone’s response, I’m going to pretend there are numbers for rows top-to-bottom (1 through 8) and letters for the columns (A through K).]
2-c: Yeah, I’ve seen that guy in the bathroom stalls lately.
2-i: I think he spends too much time in the company bar.
3-e: Too late. Walrus has already got her.
7-c: A Canadian!?!
7-i: My arch enemy!
7-j: FrankJ, don’t be silly: you don’t have to re-apply.
. . . Oh; you’re not here to re-apply?
3-D: I’m thinking an FBI infiltrator
7-B: That’s getting a bit personal, don’t you think?
8-C: I Corps! … I see you have some military experience
8-I: Sanctuary!!!
I recommend we look at 4G and 4F…they seem very flexible…
1D- has a pilot’s licence but was voted by the class as most likely to fly into a building…
2C- has experience as a pirate…”eye matey”…
5B- obviously from down under…will end up running around the office screaming ” A dingo’s taken my baby!”
7F- more Canadian content..please save the seeds for our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau..he needs to grow a pear….
5E & 8C..apparently the apple does fall far from the tree…
8C..looks like it was kicked out of the Marines..found to be rotten to the corps
2E- most likely smells like cabbage, puts rides together at carnivals and has a side deal selling heavy duty nuts and bolts on Ebay…
3K- a friendly sort that openly and regularly celebrates his heritage..everybody knows he is a Great Dane..
3B- great gal but after working as an instructor at a Fred Astaire Dance Studio for five years,, she can not walk anywhere, just dance, by herself. She is regularly suspected of having cerebral palsy….
3H – Emu: “Why is the ape behind me pointing at my ass”?
I can already see the Emu getting upset that 3H is horning in on his niche.
Isn’t 5H a bit redundant?
5D-constantly complains of harassment..” I can’t even begin to count the people that say I am in everybodys pocket. I’M A BANANA…I wouldn’t fit. Most likely people are just happy to see you…”
8G- real teamplayer..always highliting the ideas of others…
8D- went through med school hoping to become a proctologist…quit when he found that others wouldn’t let him fit in..
3F- welcome to todays interview and thank you for wearing the cleanest wifebeater that you own…
7E- very sociable, even when she hits the sauce..
3A- welcome to todays interview. My fellow staff members here at IMAO were wondering if you ever considered having that embreyo of your unborn twin removed from your left ear…we could take up a collection…
Emu don’t play Bingo.
I thoroughly searched through the options provided and did not find “kimchi”.
I’m out.